Episode 3 - Part II - Unexpected Catastrophe

Contd.. from Espisode 3, Part II

 Pune: Jan 7^th  – “Hey I will also come with you to Hyderabad, we will drive my car” The last time he did that, I drove 90% of the distance while the Jackass slept the whole time!! I just wanted to go to Hyd because Jan 10^th was Veena’s birthday and I wanted to celebrate it with her. She is in Hyderabad, and we were planning to tell about our relationship at home. Ranjan pestered to go with me to Hyderabad with me. He also asked me for Rs.10,000 (he already had my 25,000 which he had to return) and said he wants to shift his house. So I agreed to give him thinking he must be a honest guy though he is an idiot afterall he will still return my money.

Jan 8^th, 6 PM. Fine, we started driving to Hyderabad that night, and he drove about 30 KM like a Psycho drunk clown as if he could cover 600 KM in 6 minutes and finally said “ I am feeling very sleepy, usually I drive really fast, but when I am sleepy, I drive slow, I don’t want to drive slow, can you do the driving for about 20 minutes I will take a NAP and after that I will drive” 20 minutes? Yeah right Mr. Kumbhkaran, lousy lazy asshole!! I was actually waiting for it. I could hardly tolerate his driving. So it’s better to own the responsibility of staying alive. I took the steering, and started to drive. “He continued, one day I was feeling so sleepy I started to drive to Salem from Mysore, I did not realize I had crossed Salem 3 hours ago and had come 400 Km ahead” I exclaimed as if he had just broken the Guinness world record. May be he went on a Bucati Veron, imagine 400 Km in 3 hours on Indian Roads!! WOW. I knew the SOB is faking it, he loves making up shit. I asked him “which Car Ranjan?” he became excited like a baby, he must be thinking – wow this idiot believes my shit, I am so good at bullshitting, man I am so proud of myself that I bullshit so well and he replied “ It was a Maruti 800, 1996 model it was very fast, easily 150 to 160 Kmph!!” Wah, if the makers of Maruti hear this they’ll be very proud. And then he bugged me about how good a Maruti 800 is and finally he slept snoring loud and some boring Tamil songs were playing in the background.

Jan 9^th. Reached Hyd around 8 AM. I went home, quickly got ready. Veena had already made many calls to my cell and hundreds of messages already. She cared for me a lot, especially when I am with this Chimp. We met around 12:30, she was looking so stunning as usual. We shopped in the newly inaugurated Inorbit Mall, bought gifts and Ranjan had gone away for a change, (what a relief) as he was busy shifting his furniture to pune, he was relocating, while me and veena had a couples day out, a sort of a much awaited Date.  He called me around 1 PM and asked me if I could lend him Rs.10,000. I had already given him 25,000 and I thought poor guy, he might be a wimp but he has 3 kids, out of which is a new born twin. I agreed to help him and said okay, and asked him to come and collect it. Later I booked a movie ticket online in Talkie Town  for me and Veena and had plans to wish her on her birthday at 00:00 hrs. I took her to Aditi Restaurant right opposite to Talkie Town. We had an amazing day, very beautiful and pleasant time indeed before Ranjan’s phone Rang- “Where are you?” I said “I am in a restaurant” he asked “which restaurant, where?” oh man!! Hopefully he will not ask how it looks and what I am eating etc.,., .,  I replied “Me and Veena are there together, after this we are going to a movie and we are in Aditi Restaurant, can I call you later?” I thought I shoed him away, Get the fucking hell off cant you see I am with my Girlfriend and we’re a couple you butt-sucking monster? But he replied to my surprise “okay, I will come, I too wanted to watch a movie and I will take the money”

Jan 9^th 8:45 PM: Ranjan was at our desk in the Restaurant – His Saliva was all over his mouth seeing at what we were eating. Nazar laga raha tha BC. I couldn’t resist offering him something, but I knew he would use that as an opportunity to show off. When I offered him to eat with us he proudly said he doesn’t eat outside food, if he does then he will have to be admitted in some famous hospital. HE said “What will I do alone so I came off” wonder what came off. What a F**** SOB, he didn’t let me have my date. Kabab mein haddi!!! Veena was feeling uncomfortable as he started to show off how to eat, how hygienic he is , how great he used to cook one day he was cooking some dish (I forgot) and someguy came sniffing his cuisine and asked him if he could give him the reciepe or teach his cook as he owns a restaurant. Ranjan strictly denied saying NO it’s a secret. And when he left, he realized the guy who asked was none other than the Hotel Ashoka owner!! BULLSHIT Hotel Ashoka in bangalore is a 7 Star Resturant. Ranjan is the world’s worst Asshole. He should be made naked, beaten nicely in public, his very existence to the world is like a Plague to the humankind.

Every often, I meet people of his team or whoever has come across Ranjan tell me their versions of a impossible such story. Nobody in the entire office wants to talk to him and 99% everyone Avoid him. Prick M*****F*****. MC BC. &&**!@@@@@#!@#.

Jan 9^h 21:00 Hrs. “wat are you doing after dinner?” I replied “Me and Veena have booked tickets, we will be going for a movie” – “Wat movie is it?” I said, “It’s a Hindi Movie” Ranjan hardly knew Hindi. The worst I feared was he would come. “I will also come” OH NO!!! “Ranjan, but we have already booked tickets, the theatre is housefull” – “Wat will I do going home alone, I too wanted to watch that movie, I will also come” I hadn’t even told him the name of the Movie.  I booked a cab to drop veena home after the movie would end and I thought I will see her off and was hoping I will come back to see her again soon.
We Reached the Theatre, someone was selling a General Class ticket in Black. Ranjan Purchased it, me and Veena were in the Gold class Section. I was atleast happy, that he would not be there to trouble us. During the Interval I saw him secretly hogging 2 Samosas, 1 Pepsi and also had bought a Potato Chips packet. What a dim-witted, obtuse stupid guy I thought. We sat to watch the rest of the movie. I was hardly watching the movie, I was so happy to have been with the world’s most precious person to me and to have her next to me I only kept watching her. Cuz I knew I would miss her the most when I go back to Pune the next day Morning

Jan 10^th 00:00 Hrs. Movie was just over, I wished Veena on her birthday and it was time for us to go home. I checked my cell, the Meru cabs had sent an SMS stating the cab will report at 00:30 Hrs. So that would give me 30 more minutes with her.  She looked like a fairy. Ranjan appeared as we got out, ‘where are you going?’ I replied “Ranjan give us 10 minutes please, you go home if you want to.  I want to talk to her for sometime and Meru cabs will drop her home” Ranjan is unstoppable, “Why Meru? When is Meru coming? Always they are late, when did you book the cab?” Bastard, I thought. Is he so foolish or born Imprudent Retard? “Ranjan, please… “  and I gave him a keep away stare “The movie was good na, wat is the name of the Heroin?” Veena replied “Priyanka Chopra” he continud “oh she looks like Aishwarya Rai” FUCK this GUY!! Someone shot him in the ass. “You see, Meru will come in 30 minutes, and he will take 1 hour to drive 30 KM and you will reach home in 2 hours, but I can drop you in 15 minutes, I know a shortcut” Well we knew there are no shortcut routes. Even if it did, he cant change the geography may be save some 1 or 2 KM. He pestured us so much after this that I gave up and agreed to go with him.

I was about to sit in the front seat but I wanted to spend time with Veena. I kept all the shopping covers in the Front seat and sat back holding her hands. Ranjan started showing off. I said to myself, for once lets ignore him and spend more time and focus on Veena, cuz that was important to me. Ranjan started honking like crazy. There was a horn, a long horn a short hon, simultaneous irritating horns to scare off the traffic midnight!! “see see if I horn like this he will give space, if I horn faster he will also try to drive fast, with experience I have learnt the driver psychology in Hyderabad, secunderabad, shamshabad everything in this city is bad”. A Verna passed ahead of him, overtaking him from right under his nose. He couldn’t hold it. “He overtakes me only??? I will show him, see with honking only I can overtake him” and he raced beyond 100 KMPH. Verna skillfully Maneuvered and zipped and disappeared. Ranjan had a flop show. Veena and me were holding on to everything possible in the car. I told her, lets not spoil our moment, lets ignore him.

    He missed a left turn, near Erragadda Y road. I told him “Ranjan, you should’ve taken this left” he said “no no no there is another shortcut from Begumpet, we will reach easily from there” and he headed towards Ameerpet. After few seconds, he came across a triple riding Bike, 3 men probably drunk looking like goons were not giving Ranjan space or any response  to this idiot’s honking. That upset him, he got super upset. I thought he will rape all 3 men at the same time, speed was around 80 KMPH, when they finally gave space, he lowered his left power window and all he said was “Buddileda” while he was saying that he completely ignored what was in the front, he did not realize he had his steering turned to the right, he went straight and bumped into the opposite coming Petrol Tanker “THUD!!!!!!!”

Jan 10 00:45 Hrs 2010. Nothing had happened to Ranjan! God didn’t want him in Hell or Heaven. He is such a prick that nobody would want him. I bet his family, wife, kids none would have wanted him to be alive. The car had gone under the tanker and the left part of the car had completely smashed and it was sure that the car had to be totaled. I had fallen on the middle, lying on the dashboard with Blood All over and unconscious. Veena had some bruises, thank god only bruises and a sprain in the shoulder for which she suffered for a very long time, and struggled so much throughout . Ranjan was busy with the damaged car and the locals, Poor Veena got me to the hospital seeking help of two Auto Drivers and got me admitted to Prime Hospitals Mythrivanam Ameerpet.  She was in tears and anxious the whole time. I wish I was not unconscious, I would’ve atleast stopped her from crying. She called my roommate, Mangesh, he was not in town, but he realized what was wrong and he called the CFT Gang at office. Somehow she managed to tell something at home and arranged to stay back at the hospital. Aly came down and shouted at the hospital authorities and got the doctor by 3:30 AM. I survived. Veena Saved my life and gave me a rebirth for which I will never forget this and I love her more than I ever did anybody. This story will always remind me of the thin line between life and death and make me love and respect Veena (me and veena are now married) and always keep away from the Sick Ranjan. This is a story to all of you who know Ranjan and please stay away from him. He has done many blunders like this, luckily for us this accident turned out to be all okay.

To Veena – I owe you so much darl. No matter what I say what I do, I will always love you and look upto for a day, everyday to get to see you when I wake up and to be around you always. I love you.

To this date, Ranjan bullshits about this story to everyone and all the defamation he tried on me has affected him directly or indirectly.
I am forever thankful to Aly, Henry, Pavel, Abhishek and Prabhakar, Prashanth, Pranay and Managers Vasu and Sudindra for all the support and help. I owe these gem of people my life. thank you guys.. :) I cant thank you all enough.
regards
Maddy