One day Ranjan saw me going to office with my laptop bag - he asked in an awesome kickass MTI "Are you going to office?" I wanted to reply "no you friggin moron, I am taking my laptop to hack into world bank and take all d money"... another day he saw me taking print out and saw IRCTC on it...he asked "oh you are going by train?" I shud've replied "oh jeez, train? naah, IRCTC has started new transportation system..this is to the moon in a spaceship i will wave u from up there, u look up n say hi", he used to see me coming home but ask me "are you coming now?" "no! I was sitting on a tree all this while fool!"...the best of all was that, he came to a movie with us in which Shah rukh khan was acting, after 30 min he asked "is it a hindi movie?" Well...the genius in him caught up with the stupidity in the world.....
One day he had to go some place out and his planning and behavior was as if he is meeting someone from the Mafia. Me and vijay noticed he was acting weird as if he was James bond 007 has gotten inside him. Later we did learnt that he had bought sunglasses wearing which he felt he looked like a hunk, and probably why he was acting like Pierce Brosnan. He took bath and in his towel for about 20 minutes he was very angrily grumping something and searching something.We found out that his underwear has gone wet and he doesnt have another one. He planned to dry it with an Iron Box.
What would be the result when you leave a dangerous equipment at the hands of a lunatic? Well I am talking about the Iron box to all you dirty minds. Well, he started ironing, I think his wife called with whom he got into a fist fight in Tamil. most of the call we could find out that he was boasting, praising poems on himself etc.,.,and oh boy he was on fire...and the entire bedroom got filled with smoke!! His underwear had started to smoke. He left the Iron box on the undie and was talking all bindaasss with his poor lady who was taking all his brunt and grunt.
That whole day he stayed wrapped in a towel, he didnt go out anywhere, cancelled all his plans and his face had dipped to that of a frog's and was no different than a decomposed oily Vada.... To his luck, there was no power for 4 hours and he sat doing nothing.....we were rofling and lmaoing n having fun watching live cartoon show.. :) Moral of the story is - 1. Dont Boast. 2. Keep away from Ranjan....
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One day he had to go some place out and his planning and behavior was as if he is meeting someone from the Mafia. Me and vijay noticed he was acting weird as if he was James bond 007 has gotten inside him. Later we did learnt that he had bought sunglasses wearing which he felt he looked like a hunk, and probably why he was acting like Pierce Brosnan. He took bath and in his towel for about 20 minutes he was very angrily grumping something and searching something.We found out that his underwear has gone wet and he doesnt have another one. He planned to dry it with an Iron Box.
What would be the result when you leave a dangerous equipment at the hands of a lunatic? Well I am talking about the Iron box to all you dirty minds. Well, he started ironing, I think his wife called with whom he got into a fist fight in Tamil. most of the call we could find out that he was boasting, praising poems on himself etc.,.,and oh boy he was on fire...and the entire bedroom got filled with smoke!! His underwear had started to smoke. He left the Iron box on the undie and was talking all bindaasss with his poor lady who was taking all his brunt and grunt.
That whole day he stayed wrapped in a towel, he didnt go out anywhere, cancelled all his plans and his face had dipped to that of a frog's and was no different than a decomposed oily Vada.... To his luck, there was no power for 4 hours and he sat doing nothing.....we were rofling and lmaoing n having fun watching live cartoon show.. :) Moral of the story is - 1. Dont Boast. 2. Keep away from Ranjan....
Thanks for reading... :D Wrote this in sleep..dnt mind d language quality.. please click on the g+1 icon or the like button..it helps..promote ranjan :D
